Snapshot: Whould You Like Fries With That?

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Title: Snapshot: Whould You Like Fries With That?
Author: Cicero
Fandom: Due South
Pairing: RayV/Benny
Rating: PG
Summary: The things Ray does for his Benny.
Email Address: Cicerothewriter@livejournal.com
Categories: Parody
Feedback notes: Any kind of feedback will be appreciated, even if you just write me a one-line email telling me that you've read the story, and I will be happy.
Warnings: Other than the inanity of it all, and sexual inuendo.
Notes: This is just a short scene that came to me while I was waiting in line at, of all places, McDonald's. I can't really make this into a story, but I did see Ray in a McDonald's outfit being insulted.
Disclaimer: I do not own "Due South." Someone else does. I just write these for healthy, non-profit fun.

"Aren't you a little old to be working here, Mister?" The young freckle-faced, red haired boy asked.

Ray snarled and grabbed the money from the snide little jerk's hand. "You're food will be up in just a few minutes," he told the kid. "Now please move down." As Ray took his next order, he looked over at Benny, whose line was much longer and suspiciously filled with all manner of women.

"Yes, madam," Fraser said, smiling at the tube-topped young blond trying her hardest to give him a nice view of her cleavage. "And what size would you like?"

"Oh, super-sized. I like 'em big." She giggled, and Ray just shook his head.

"And what drink would you like?"

Ray turned away from Benny to shout at the back, "Hey Louie, I need those fries up pronto!"

"I'm doing it, I'm doing it! You try running the drive through and fix food. See how fast you go!" Louis Gardino hurried back and forth, taking orders, preparing food, and harassing Huey for quicker Big Macs.

"Hey, Benny, I hope those guys show soon."

"So do I, Ray. This has become surprisingly distressing." Benny watched as the next woman in his line, a pink-haired, Latino woman, was digging around for change in her 2 inch, square purse.

"The things I do for you in order to catch the scum of the city."

"I really do appreciate this, Ray."

"Yeah, yeah, and you can show me how much you appreciate it later tonight."

"Of course, Ray." Fraser turned his attention away from the customer long enough to flash Ray his innocently wicked smile. Several women in the line caught sight of it and started to fan themselves rapidly. Two of them fainted.

"I need that Big Mac with no pickles, Huey!"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm doing it."

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